I remembered last night about our holiday in April and how fast it's approaching... I'm really looking forward to it and then thought about the beached whale that Greenpeace are going to try and free back into the ocean, the news crews taking photos of an undiscovered sea mammal never before seen prior to realising it's me! That's after the stress of "would you like a seat belt extension madam!?!"... Sick feeling at pit of stomach (and for a change it wasn't me feeling hungry).
Well, no to both. Whilst I know I'm still going to look like a specimen David Attenborough should be looking at, I'm not going to be the same sized specimen David Attenborough should be looking at. I will not require a seatbelt extension on the plane even if I have to wear a tractor inner tube as a corset and have all the air removed! I've also set myself a target of not putting any weight on that week in April because I want to come home and not be as ashamed of the results on the scale (we will be friends one day). Now do you remember how I left the stepper in the middle of the floor so that I would trip over it? Well last night I decided during "Married at first sight" (have you ever noticed that they're all thin and gorgeous with beautiful teeth?) I thought I'd have a go on the stepper during an advert. Exercise can't be good for you! Do you know, you can get quite knackered stepping only during the adverts. You can actually get to the point where you're not sure the floor is under your feet when you get off the sodding stepper Bridget Jones and the Spin class style during the adverts. I actually quite liked only doing it through the adverts because then it gave my heart a chance to realise I wasn't trying to kill myself before getting back on and having another go during the next adverts. I did about 20 minutes within the hour without feeling like I wanted to throw the said Valentines gift (sodding sadist) from the top of the house which impressed me because last week I only managed one dance through "Dancing on Ice" before I had to admit defeat - much to hubby's amusement (see aforementioned sadist comment). I will say that I had to reposition the stepper from in front of the tv to the side of the tv or he wouldn't have seen any of the screen... Onwards and upwards :o)
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